Dan1888 Member

Joined: 20 Mar 2008 Posts: 18 Location: Scotland (The Home of Golf)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:10 pm Post subject: A Love Story |
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_A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental
train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep
quickly.....
He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
AT 1:00 AM , THE MAN LEANED DOWN AND GENTLY WOKE THE WOMAN SAYING,
\'MA\'AM, I\'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, BUT WOULD YOU BE
WILLING TO REACH INTO THE CLOSET TO GET ME A SECOND
BLANKET?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own bloody blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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