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How to speak spanish!

 
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TaSSi
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:43 am    Post subject: How to speak spanish! Reply with quote

How to speak Spanish:

There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it,
Don't worry, your problems have finished, if you don't know how to speak Spanish, this will be helpful in your learning. For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak Spanish:


Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner

N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair

Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man

Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chicken things.

S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.

Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags

Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.

As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.

The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando =stop bugging me.

See eye = si hay = yes we have

T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?

C 10 go free O = si, tengo frío = yes, I'm cold


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I take your Spanish and raise you Chinese. LOL Laughing

Learn Redneck Chinese in 5 minutes


1) That is not right......................................Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?....................Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP........................................Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man.............................................Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse............................................Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?.........................Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table.....................Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8 ) I think you need a face lift........................Chin Tu Fat

9) It is very dark in here...............................Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet...................Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone........................No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week..Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight...............................Lei Ying Lo

14) He is cleaning his automobile................Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive...................Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great..................................................Fa Kin Su Pah
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:01 pm    Post subject: haha Reply with quote

Laugh my ass off to you both, but very helpful,lol
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